Friday, December 22, 2006

Miss USA: Bringing drunk girls back to the Trump Tower suite since 1909



Tara Connor, AKA that Miss USA, is soon to be back at her high-rolling Trump suite, cozying up with Miss Teen USA (Whom she was caught kissing). After a brief stint in rehab for her drug use and homo dalliances, Connor will be back to pretending to be a good girl and, well... pure, let's face it. Meanwhile, the Donald is safeguarding the heteroempire with his capitalistobots aggressively pursuing our boys-to-men-to-power regime. Threatening Rosie O'Donnell seemingly seconds after she attacked his "methods" with the Tara. Donnie says he will sue the "loser," and have goons come American Gigolo-themselves to Rosie's wife. Donnie went on a tirade, citing her failed talk show and her "ugliness." She's ugly on the inside and the outside, he said. I think Rosie ticked the Donnie off because she posted an entry from Wikipedia that chronicles Trump's bad debt problems over the years.

The best part is when the interviewer, off camera, says um, Meester Trump, what do you mean by loser, The View has been earning high ratings since Rosie went on the show... ?

two old dykes getting some skank on the skank low

Barbara Walters apologized today for any friction there could be in the love between the two. Babs thinks both tantrum-pullers are good people, and can learn to play fair. Why is Walters apologizing?! She's much too diplomatic this one. Show some tailbone!

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