Beth Ditto calls bullshit on Angelina Jolie's bisexuality

The chanteuse, who heads up the Gossip and writes an advice column for The Guardian, was quoted as saying “If she were actually a lesbian she’d be with a woman.” Well, bisexuality rarely means lesbian. Often (dripping with sarcasm) it means that a person can have same-sex desire or can just as easily fall for a mate of opposite stripes! Does she qualify now Ms Ditto?

Recently, ex-lover and model Jenny Shimuzu was quoted as saying that she frequently sees Angelina, and that they don't always have sex - sometimes they just hang out in Cambodia and, you know, shoot the shit.

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Miss USA: Bringing drunk girls back to the Trump Tower suite since 1909

Tara Connor, AKA that Miss USA, is soon to be back at her high-rolling Trump suite, cozying up with Miss Teen USA (Whom she was caught kissing). After a brief stint in rehab for her drug use and homo dalliances, Connor will be back to pretending to be a good girl and, well... pure, let's face it. Meanwhile, the Donald is safeguarding the heteroempire with his capitalistobots aggressively pursuing our boys-to-men-to-power regime. Threatening Rosie O'Donnell seemingly seconds after she attacked his "methods" with the Tara. Donnie says he will sue the "loser," and have goons come American Gigolo-themselves to Rosie's wife. Donnie went on a tirade, citing her failed talk show and her "ugliness." She's ugly on the inside and the outside, he said. I think Rosie ticked the Donnie off because she posted an entry from Wikipedia that chronicles Trump's bad debt problems over the years.

The best part is when the interviewer, off camera, says um, Meester Trump, what do you mean by loser, The View has been earning high ratings since Rosie went on the show... ?

two old dykes getting some skank on the skank low

Barbara Walters apologized today for any friction there could be in the love between the two. Babs thinks both tantrum-pullers are good people, and can learn to play fair. Why is Walters apologizing?! She's much too diplomatic this one. Show some tailbone!