GIRLS GONE BAD!!!! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

OK magazine obnoxiously, brilliantly, exposes the three big Hollywood players that are so so sorry for their recent fuckups. Nicole for driving drunk and being preggers, Lindsay for being slutty and strung out, and of course, Brit-Brit - for being a crazy, ex-child actor, addict alcoholic, mildly retard fuckup skank.

Good Girls VS. Bad Girls

Lindsay went to Scores (stripper joint in NYC) to be friendly with chicks, learn new tricks for a movie role she's after and of course, apologize for calling strippers "cunts" and "whores."

CTV is "reporting" on the state of the bad girl in the media.

Pathologising the bad girl was the order of the day for the commercial media giant.

OK, I'll admit that the labia-flashing trend overtaking Hollywood starlets like Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears are a little outrageous, but these women are hawked at, stalked everyday by the long lenses of the paparazzi. It's very hard to get in and out of cars, boats, what have you when you have a short skirt and an effing CANNON up yours arse. And hot messes like Courtney Love and Tara Reid are constantly taunted, watched, regulated, teased and told they're ugly, disgusting messes. The only solution is to act out. How else is a girl gonna have any fun around here?

Making a passing gesture toward the bad behaviour of men this year like Mel Gibson and Michael Richards' racist tirades, CTV was gender-blinded to the bad boy aspect of the game. Kanye's diva reaction after not winning some celebrity award for his big-deal/big bling video he made with Pam Anderson.

C'Mon! Get it together CTV.